“Crybaby” Boobie

A terror on the tennis court (and everywhere else), “Crybaby” Boobie is Molly Volley’s chief rival. Despite her skill, “Crybaby” plays nearly every match under protest—she manages to find fault with every aspect of every court, from the height of the net to the position of the sun. Her devoted mother attends every single one of “Crybaby’s” matches, though she always watches from the safety of the family car.